by Dr Piggapuss April 30, 2025

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.
Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.
by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.
Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.
by Squidiculous April 12, 2016

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.
by Gatoradebottle September 9, 2013

1) When two negative number multiply, a positive number is the outcome.
2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
2)Poor behavior punished leading to a positive outcome
-2 x -2 = 4
y = (-x)(-x)
After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
y = (-x)(-x)
After talking nonstop shit (negative) Jayjay got his teeth knocked from his mouth (negative) now he knows when to shut the fuck up and keep his damn mouth closed (positive). Looks like a negative times a negative is a positive.
by Grimgold April 21, 2019

You can be positive that the kiddos are going to be living with their respective daddies because I was serious about orphaning your kids if I don't get what I want.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020

by Wodderwick April 15, 2025
