Coon Poon

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.

Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!

by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010

poon connoisseur

One that knows what good poon taste like because he has had so many women to taste.

Paul is one poon connoisseur, he has had every woman in the work place, even the cleaning ladies!!

by Clamer August 26, 2017

bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth

OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!

by Bloody poon November 14, 2011

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.

you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.

by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

feh' poon

To get a spare when bowling

WHooOO YeahHH man you done feh' poon!!!

by wmike145 July 20, 2003

Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010

poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.

Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.

by cracker08 January 22, 2010