executive parking

Getting the best parking spot possible.

May also be exclaimed "Executive!" - as in "look, I found executive parking".

Most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice ("e-XECU-tive"). Often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you're going to get executive parking)

Passanger 1: "I wonder if we're going to find executive parking, I hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment"

Driver: "For sure, let me see if the spot is open up front"

Passanger 1, Driver, any other passangers: "ExECUtive!"

Passanger 1: "Bad ass dude, you got executive parking!"

by egads March 26, 2008

park barnacle

Someone who hangs-out in snow, skate, bmx or other similar recreational park without participating. Can be used to express derogatory or complimentary statement.

1. He's just a park barnacle

2. That girl is a sweet park barnacle!

by misterj December 10, 2008

Park Hyungsik

the love of my life.

Did you see that new episode with Park Hyungsik in Happiness?

Watch it you dumb fuc-

by 5starmichelin December 10, 2021

parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

Parking the Tiger

v. To park the tiger means to throw up - puke - vomit.

--"Oh my God! Shea is parking the tiger all over that dudes shoes!"

by SirStephicus December 20, 2009

Loose Park

A popular park within Kansas City populated with pot heads and littered with empty cans of "Natty Light". Loose park also is the home to many joggers and picnic-ers but is more notorious for giving teenagers a place to chill and let Loose

Boy: Hey wanna head on down to Loose Park?
Friend: Hell yea! Maybe we will bump into some loose rats. They're chill

by John Coletrain November 24, 2011

Ghetto park

The Most Ghetto Bus Buddy You Will ever meet they are more then likley and will block someone for no reason. They are super ghetto but will try to hide it at times. they also love food and candy. They more then likely own an iphone and have owned multiple. They can be funny and they can also slit your throat. Beware ghetto parks. (They Are cool bus buddies to have though.

Wow shes a real ghetto park.

by Bus Buddy December 29, 2016