padger

A cross between a badger and a panda. A very rare creature, almost always nocturnal.

David Attenborough: The padger is rare and unusual animal and is prone to biting.

by Lucy-fur December 27, 2007

peek a boo paddington

to cum on a stuffed animal of a girlfriend

I was makin sex with my girlfriend when I pulled out and cummed on her stuffed paddington bear. Hence, Peek a boo paddington!

by LeRenardS13 March 8, 2008

padoo

A lizard catcher, redneck. Typically found in South Louisiana.

Go put some shoes on, you look like a padoo.

by Dustin7777 April 20, 2008

Maxi Pads

a kid who is extremely lazy;
will ask you to make him food, help him up, and also mooch rides, and cigarettes off of you.
often associates themselves with the "punk" genre but is too lazy to participate in any actual music making processes;
extremely vain and full of themselves,
relating their actions to that of Jesus Christ and wears clothes that are way too small and is in a neverending quest to get laid;becomes extremely obnoxious when intoxicated

also known as a feminine care product

"I'm the shit I am a sleezy dude, I am such a 77 punk and I'm lazy as hell... I am Maxi Pads"

by DoichBag March 8, 2009

Paddler of the pink canoe

someone who licks vaginas, eats pussy, etc.
can be a man or a women(lesbian/bisexual)
since the vagina looks somewhat like a canoe and the person's tongue is like the paddle.

"I just like to kiss girls, I would never paddle their pink canoe."

or

"Yo dude I just scored with that hot chick."
"YOU F***ING PADDLER OF THE PINK CANOE! SWEETTTT!"

by dykefersureee March 24, 2009

padoki

Another word for an elastic ponytail holder.

I need a padoki to put my hair up.

by Leslie Meyers January 12, 2009

padj

A large clearing in the woods where people smoke and drink around a bonfire
Located in Hastings

Dude 1: Yoooo we out to padj tonight?
Dude 2: Yeah man let's go!

by justaprettyprincess July 27, 2016