New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

No hands mommy

When you take a piss and don't wash your hands because you didn't touch tour penis

Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try

by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016

mommy

a name used for attractive females that submissive "men" (or females, mostly males) call them when in love.

person 1: mommy

person 2: ..what is wrong with you

by rio/fred April 10, 2022

MOMMY

A very high qualified boy named Ryan who has the intelligence of an scientist

O my god space mommy ??

by anonymous March 25, 2022

mommy milkers

1. A mother's breasts, which are filled with milk to the brim with warm steamy milk.

2. Large tiddies to suck on

OMG! Did you see Carly's Mommy Milkers?
Yeah of course! Those chugs aren't hard to miss!

by MeiUrBae June 28, 2021

Mommy

BCUDDLE

BCUDDLE is mommy.

by BCUDDLE May 8, 2018

Mommy

A word to call ur Female friends whilst joking around or being serious they will never know ;)

Eg: “mmmmm mommy”
Or
“Ugh mommy” ~ says in UwU voice

by anonymous February 3, 2022