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nothing!

Dude 1: Yo dude look at that n o t h i n g
Dude 2: bro what the fuck your looking at nothing!
by Crasshy January 15, 2024
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Nothing

Well, nothing, literally
Hey dude, nothing
by Makemynameappropriate67 October 3, 2025
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Nothing

My cousin.
*me in an argument with my cousin about bromo* Her: “I’ve never heard of that.” Me: “It’s a thing, unlike you, your nothing.”
by YourM0mm@ July 17, 2021
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nothing

a word that one says when asked what is "wrong"; usually implies that something is in fact "wrong" but that the person does not wish to share this information with the person asking
Jason: What's wrong, Tasha?
Tasha (on her period): Oh, nothing.
by $auceMan June 13, 2018
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When MAGA chuds can't think for themselves, they have others think for them. In this case, Trump crashed the stock market 3 days straight in 2025 and trillions were lost.

MAGA chud Benny Johnson proudly stated "losing money costs you nothing"
Normal American - Hey guys! I lost my 401K, stocks were worthless, and I can't afford groceries because of Trump's stock market crash!
Benny Johnson - losing money costs you nothing! brooo!!
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing April 10, 2025
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nothing

“Oh, look! Our friend has finally come back from McDonald’s AND HE BOUGHT NOTHING!”
by random_person70 November 12, 2023
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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
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