Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.
Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”
by TheManThing November 22, 2017
A character in either team based or fighting games (main), that a player uses less frequently then the other favorites.
by DaUltimateShape August 04, 2017
Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.
by Jgwosu April 21, 2019
The act of having a chub cock and beating it off. When you finally cum the penis is 2” above the wrap of your hand and semen blasts in the air and some trickles down your hand like miniature lava flows.. you then flick the semen that’s around your think band pointer finger at an object eg a woman a dog a small animal and so on
Me:Damn mike Shannon’s mad at me!
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage
Mike:why
Me:I was performing a Mini-Lava Flow for my girlfriend Shannon and I thought the lava the pooled on the bottom of my hand would look good on her so I flicked it and hit her near the eyes with it
Mike:Damn, savage
by King anal hair February 17, 2019
Yo, I saw this guy in the bathroom, I never thought I'd see a mini wee, but I saw it dude, I saw it.
by 343N October 28, 2020
I just mini crit in my pants!
by Dante31 October 21, 2010
1- A short mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day; typically less than 24 hours.
2- An inexpensive mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day
2- An inexpensive mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day
1- While my kids were at school, I had a mini-mommycation at my favorite spa!
2- During my baby's nap time, I grabbed my fuzzy slippers and my favorite magazine for a mini-mommycation!
2- During my baby's nap time, I grabbed my fuzzy slippers and my favorite magazine for a mini-mommycation!
by The Mommycation Movement December 02, 2013