by Brandoine May 18, 2020
Get the Midnight Tortettismug. adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
by Kyle S.. December 18, 2010
Get the midnight insightmug. When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022
Get the Marquette Midnight Pastiemug. that time, usually around midnight, when one may get sleepy and end their internet session (or just doze off in their chair). if the victim can overcome it they stop feeling sleepy sometime between 12:30 and 2, when their sleep deprived brain stops telling them to go to bed and can proceed with their all night internet/gaming session
jeremy: why do you look so tired today?
shaun: i was up all night playing WoW. i considered going to bed around midnight but by 1:30 i had broken through the midnight wall and i went till 5
shaun: i was up all night playing WoW. i considered going to bed around midnight but by 1:30 i had broken through the midnight wall and i went till 5
by ishouldreallybeinbed May 17, 2011
Get the the midnight wallmug. When you need to scratch your ass hole in the night and you carefully do it as to not have smelly fingers the rest of the night. You double check just to make sure by sniffing. If you are good , back to sleep. If not, you gotta go wash your hands.
by SneakerP November 23, 2021
Get the Midnight Sniffmug. On valentine's day, when you and your Everything meet up and you spend time together, and the feeling of pure joy overwhelmes your body. Just seeing their smile makes you the happiest person on earth and this sentence describes everything you would to for them. Midnight is the enchantment hour when everything is possible and magic happens, dancing is the emotion and feelings you share and moonlight is the light to your future :)
by Dia ;) February 13, 2021
Get the meet May at midnight and dance with me in the moonlightmug. Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.
I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.
by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025
Get the OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMERmug.