Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

McDonalds Opp

When a person says they dont want McDonalds, but the boys know for damn sure he does, but walks to Taco Bell and brings his food into McDonalds and gets booted out like a good boy.

Mizz a McDonalds opp for walking to Taco Bell when the gang was already at McDonalds

"I dont want McDonalds, I want Taco Bell"
"Bruh cap we know yo ass want some McDonalds big ahh boy"

by Captain Talon January 10, 2025

McDonald's Peen

McDonald's Peen
A girl who doesn't cook or clean, but will jump in a dude's car to go get a quick lay and some mcd's

All she does is gets that McDonald's peen, forreal bruh

She don't cook, she don't clean, but she does get that McDonald's Peen

by LinkT4ce September 15, 2021

Parker McDonald

One of my best friends I trust him with everything. You can trust him, no matter what. He’s the only one who checked up on me not even my best friend checked up on me. That’s why I trust him. Even when I’m in trouble, he’ll still try to take the blame for me and that’s what I love about Parker. He’s like my brother That I never got.

Random girl: who is Parker McDonald?
Me: he’s the nicest guy I’ve ever met

by Logan is amazing 1234 May 5, 2025

McDonalds

As in: “I’m Lovin’ it.” When you like something a lot; the best

“Hey, look at my new ride.”

“Oh, yeah, sweet. That’s McDonalds.”

by Aidsmagee February 12, 2021

McDonalds

A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money. Yes It Is A Place Where Fat People Sue To Get Money.

Random Kid: Let's Go To McDonalds To Get Ice Cream!
Manager: The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken.

by Imposter Gay Balls56565656 January 4, 2022

Jake McDonald

A person who has indescribable amounts of rizz. They tend to be mid at Fortnite and is willing to fly to another state to meet a person they met on Fortnite. (no criticism though)

Man1: that person is so dedicated and has lots of rizz
Man2: that person is such a Jake McDonald

by NEOblitz86 June 28, 2024