jon gilliam is the modern rambo. Ryan is his sidekick. He runs around naked in football cleats with his big maltball nipples, screaming, "Get off my shit!" In his crappy apartments with his fat ass mom who's got a bearded clam when she walks, "Squishy, Squishy."
by Tony Tuthill November 10, 2008
Get the Jon Gilliammug. Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.
Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.
by NateDog23 March 19, 2021
Get the Monkey Jonmug. he is a ranga
by jonlikesmen October 6, 2022
Get the JONmug. Jon is god. Jon created all. Jon is seen as a monkey to the blind eye. He may be a piece of paper but jon see's everything.
Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.
Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
Jon may sometimes control his relatives to enacted his wanting. Such reletives are Jamie and bobby jon.
Praise Jon today. If you join the Jon religion praise Jon and don't insult him. Every Wednesday is Jonday as that's the day Jon was born
by anonymous March 24, 2022
Get the Jonmug. by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012
Get the Jon's Turtlemug. a person who is slightly brown and has a tendency of stealing t.v's. Hobbies generally include whale and/or shwamper hunting. Most people tend to clap when is in the general area as it a funny metaphor for his medical record.
He's definitely The Jon-a-thon
by TheSancho December 30, 2010
Get the The Jon-a-thonmug. Falling for someone after they give you the impression that they are single when in all actuality they are in a relationship or are emotionally attached to someone else.
by buffy the Jon slayer November 27, 2013
Get the jon jobmug.