Jerry

verb
1. To work on an impossible task with ridiculous demands and an unrealistic timeline, usually for a project that is excruciatingly boring or unpleasant.

Etymology:
Circa. 2007 from Hong Kong English, used in the advertising industry. The word has been derived from the name of a director of an advertising agency in Hong Kong who is renowned for handing out impossible tasks, often to be done on weekends or over holidays, with no regard for anyone's schedule.

After the boss demanded that the 60-page brochure be done by Tuesday, Kimbo knew that he'd just been Jerry-ed. Kimbo then spent the Easter break Jerry-ing.

by Kimbo T March 21, 2008

Jerry bags

an extra ball bag for more power during intercourse

I used a few Jerry bags on wife last night, and i cummed 4 litres

by Fragger Hoddings July 26, 2012

Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011

jerry seinfeld

A wash out comedian who had a sitcom. Thinks they are funny, but are clearly not and just need to go away.

someone makes a joke, and no one laughs. they just did a Jerry Seinfeld.

by ohavefun December 3, 2007

Jebby

The coolest damn(Jewish) substitute teacher at WCA. He has a beard, shoes with sail boats on them, and he served in the 101 Airborne. Also he is Jared's biological father.

"Hey who's are substitute today?"

"O, it's Jebby"

"Fucking Awesome!!!!!"

by Spicy Carl April 3, 2005

Jerbear

Trans-gendered hairy creature closely resembling a Big Foot but only smellier. Populations a small and falling due to the species homosexual lifestyle and habits…
Habitat is unknown however, most sightings have been in and around North Eastern Oklahoma. Limited sightings have occurred through the United States.

Jerbear = Homosexual Bigfoot like creature.

by 2006Gt January 23, 2009

Jerry

A reference to Jerry's Kids, a show on PBS supporting children with muscular dystrophy, much like calling someone retarded.
Also could be retarded homo like Jerry-Fairy

Dude, stop being such a jerry.

That ass clown is Jerry Fairy

by p-murdernut February 28, 2008