Jail

When thieves are jealous they steal stuff and the police is right behind you.
Well you’re gonna be going to, well, you guessed it.

BONK go to horny jail

by 🗡Backstabber🗡 June 17, 2022

Jail

A situation/person that is so unbearable you cannot phrase it any other way.

“I heard we are eating vegan chicken for dinner.” That is so jail.

by queenhippo5 June 24, 2022

Jailboi

A person with the most trust in everybody and a good person. A master at Nintendo games and beat his friends.

Jailboi ur a jew

by Jailboi July 29, 2022

JAILHOUSE MAMA

It’s when you squeeze someone’s upper knee and it results in a tickle. Also usually you get kicked in the stomach because many people do not appreciate the jailhouse mama.

“man mars got jailhouse mama’d so bad he won’t let me near his knee.”

by pix3lcats August 6, 2022

jaiilyena-miah

a short 15 year old brunette who doesn’t know what gender she’s attracted too and has severe mommy and daddy issues. shes also attracted to older men/women between 18 and 20.

“is that jaiilyena-miah?”
“yes! shoot your shot she liked older men/women!”

by bubswrld December 9, 2022

Jail dummies

Jail dummies are impressionable, naive, usually young people who are just entering the world of low end crime. The jail dummies have no clue what the profit from their crime is actually worth, because they're new and oblivious to the profit margins and believe the criminal hiring them is simply giving them a fair share.

In truth, the crime itself is usually simply but fairly high risk, which is why a smarter criminal will outsource the job to jail dummies, so the dummies go to jail while the career criminal gets to deny the whole thing.

Don't worry, if we get caught, I can deny the whole thing and blame it on my jail dummies.

by GliveCo January 23, 2023

Jail

Yeah, see? He thinks it's him... And not ME 'Hym' but HIM him.

Hym "See? There. Jail."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023