January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

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January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

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January 28

National listen to Weezer day

"Do you know what day it is?"
"January 28th."
"No, it's national listen to Weezer day"

by Niihashi January 28, 2022

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These people are some of the best you will ever meet. They are hard workers, loving, sarcastic, kind, food sense of humor, and loyal to the core. They love inside jokes and usually are very artistic AND attractive. They are extremly determined and very successful. They love self care and fooooood. Most of the time of you ask them for a fun fact abt themselves, they'll say they were born the day after Elvis, which is pretty cool.

Keep in mind to not get on the bad side of a January 9th bby. They can beat you up and WILL kill you with kindness. Unless its a loved one they have no guilt or regret for there actions, and they KNOW how to use their words against you.

But if you ever find one of these precious people, keep them forever...and stay on there good side.

"Look there's Kaite!! She so kind and funny, did you know she was born on January 9th!!"

by anonymous November 3, 2020

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