What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 7, 2025

In What Episode Does Brick

A phrase usually used in shorts where the character Brick Heck from The Middle does something extremely retarded without any punishment.

Seymour: “In What Episode Does Brick Get Decapitated and Walked Around Paris with His Head Raised on a Pike in 1789?”

by Marker000 January 8, 2026

Doe not

When your illiterate gypsy parents cannot say “do not”

I “doe not” like that

I “doe not” like how hairy your cock is

I “doe not” like the look that box head girl gave me.

by Marky Peg Leg January 16, 2025

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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1:《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》gabriel《¤》inglesias《¤》does《¤》to 《¤》steal《¤》the《¤》declaration 《¤》of《¤》independence《¤》《¤》Gabriel《¤》Inglesias《¤》Does《¤》To《¤》 Steal《¤》The 《¤》Decleration《¤》Of《¤》Indepedence《¤》

by AUDITORIUMU February 19, 2025

《¤》Religion 《¤》Are《¤》For《¤》Self《¤》-《¤》Cleaning《¤》religion《¤》is《¤》for《¤》the《¤》self《¤》-《¤》cleaning《¤》Religion《¤》Does《¤》For《¤》Self《¤》Cleaning《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Religion 《¤》Are《¤》For《¤》Self《¤》-《¤》Cleaning《¤》religion《¤》is《¤》for《¤》the《¤》self《¤》-《¤》cleaning《¤》Religion《¤》Does《¤》For《¤》Self《¤》Cleaning《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

Why does the universe have 2 sides?

Oh! Sabine! OK! Remember how I said that the universe cannot come from nothing because it violates Newtons 1st law of motion?

Hym "So, why does the universe have 2 sides? Well, let me ask you this: Is the splatter... Of the matter... Consistent... WITH A COLLISION COMING FROM THE DIRECTION OF THE EMPTY SECTION OF THE UNIVERSE!? RIGHT? What if... The BANG... Of the big bang... Is a collision with another singularity!? Right!? So... Imagine a water balloon filled with marbles floating in space. The water is made of space-time. The marbles are made of all of the elements of the universe. Right? Now... Imagine that water balloon getting slammed into by another water balloon (presumably also filled with marbles). Now imagine watching that collision in slow motion. What happens to the marbles? It's not exact but you see what I'm saying, right? Because it's not marbles and water it's 'space-time' and 'matter' and the laws of the universe lead the matter to do whatever it does. Right? We've been hit! Where'd we get hit from? SABINE! Calculate direction and trajectory! And prepare to return fire!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025