internet shorthand

Def: the way lazy people type for IMs, texting, email, and other forms of cryptic writing

I just rather call it that because not everyone is 31337

I feel like no one respects the English language anymore, just by using internet shorthand like: omg, wtf, n00b, lol, srsly stfu, ttyl, etc.

by Sway- October 11, 2007

internet speed

the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.

My internet speed is teh sux0r.

by Nick June 27, 2004

Internet explorer

The worst thing to ever happen to the internet. If the internet was music, Internet Explorer would be James Blunt.

"My advice is simple: Boycott Internet Explorer. It's a cancer on the Web that must be stopped." -Paul Thurrott

by Johnny_K August 24, 2006

Internet poisoning

A somewhat rare disease in witch someone has been on the internet for too long. In the first stage someone starts feeling awkward in social situations. the disease is curable in this stage. in stage two the subject will find the need to be unique to compensate for social awkwardness. it is still curable in this stage, however, the process is long and expensive. In the next stage the subject will regain social contact, often joining social groups about whatever kinks the subject may have developed. It is barely possible to cure in this stage, costing more money then most middle-class can afford. In the final stage, the subject loses all remaining sanity, and all hope for them is lost. then the subject will die from either peer pressure, or their own hand.

"aww man I think I have internet poisoning, I need to get it treated before it's too late."

by jeffdiamondchin March 2, 2021

Internet for Dummies

An instructional book from the ...for Dummies series of books that tells people how to use the internet. And the book knows that Internet Explorer and Outlook Express are very bad to use.

Internet for Dummies go through change over the years. It's main competition is The Complete Idiot's Guide to the Internet.

by Tasty Butter December 25, 2007

Internet PTSD

Having PTSD after viewing disgusting internet sites. Ex: Bestgore, Tubgirl, Lemonparty, 1man1jar, 2 girls 1 cup. I HIGHLY recomend NEVER searching these terms. You will have Internet PTSD if you do.

"Dude, I should of known, my friend told me to go to happypuppies.com and now I have Internet PTSD"

by HTBdafuq May 25, 2016

Internet over

Alternatively '(the) end of Internet' or '(the) Internet is over', and optionally suffixed with 'everyone go home'. Derivative of 'thread over'. When quoting someone, used to express that the channel, forum, or Internet in general cannot conceivably contribute anything as clever, funny, or insulting as said message or post. Reserved only for the utmost win.

For example, if a troll were to be gloating about his or her anonymity, and someone (possibly a real life acquaintance of the troll) were to post a Google Maps satellite image of said troll's home. The post with the image would be quoted and replied with 'Internet over', albeit aforementioned variations.

by Ectoplasm On Toast December 25, 2008