internetizen

1. A citizen of the internet 2. One who has no life. 3. One whose home is an incorporeal series of electronic signals. 4. A very sad individual. 5. Modern man.

If you spend as much time on the internet as you do off it, you are an internetizen.

by Fleetlord Atvar August 5, 2010

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Internet Pedo

Somebody who edates girls, and cybers with them. THen, he'll show you his dick, ESPECIALLY if you are underage, then cheat on you. This is a warning to every girl online. If you ever come across a certain person named "Scott Nishida", you are in grave danger, because he is the biggest internet pedo of them all. He'll suck you into a relationship, then cyber you, show off his dick (especially if you're underage) and then dump you. And internet pedo also often begs for forgivness after.

Anyone who either:
flashes their junk, cybers underage, e-dates a new person every week qualifies for an internet pedo.

by Anonymous lololol October 18, 2010

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interactive face

the effect when one abuses a friends face physically getting the friend to respond with an equally funny physical response

Friend 1 - "hey I hear she has an interactive face!!?"
Friend 2 - "yeah it's great, if you touch her forehead she hits herself!!!"
friend 1 - "NOOOOO WAYYYYY!!!"
friend 2 - "watch"

** friend 2 taps girl on the forehead. She preceeds to slap herself in the face, falling off the bar stool**

Friend 2 - "see, told you - interactive FACE!!"

by The ninja penguin of doom June 15, 2011

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