go back to your cave

(originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus)

a nicer (or more offensive depending on the situation) of telling someone "please don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: (in an angry voice): please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet. Not my fault I am not getting any interviews. (In a pleasant, and less angry voice): Besides, sweetie, I am sorry I got angry at you, I came back from the gym and need to take a shower

by Sexydimma April 28, 2013

Cave Gremlin Arc

Becoming a room dweller when there is nothing else to do.

Start your cave gremlin arc. Live in your dark room and hiss and scuttle away when you see any light other than your lamp or phone screen. Begin gremlinmaxxing. Eat your mac&cheese straight out of the pot, don't bother putting it in a bowl. Never sleep, just become a more skinny and agile version of the revolting slob from crashbox.

by ItsTheNatShack October 7, 2024

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I want you find a better paying job

Carl: please go back to your cave. I am on it like a car bonnet.

by Sexydimma April 7, 2013

Vape Cave

When one puts a blanket over their head to block airflow in order to do cool vape tricks.

“Yo wanna get under the vape cave? I want to show you my ghost”

by misss910 February 21, 2024

Cave Bro

Primarily used by hetro cis men, a cave bro refers to people who have shared the same sexual partner.

Damn dawg, you hooked up with Janelle too? Guess we are cave bros now.

by en grassant September 29, 2021

mama’s cave

a group used by mama’s as a place to relax and pursue hobbies away from the rest of the family, With the support of other mothers helping each other to be successful in all aspects of life.

Let me ask mama’s cave they will know what to do!

by Mama caves mama bear April 21, 2020

cave wave

The Best Song In Gorilla Tag. Hands Down

"Yo, I love that cave wave song in gtag"

by Silly Monke April 14, 2023