I'll ass you into next week

This phrase is used when a person is insulting another person. instead of I'll slap you into next week

I'll ass you into next week if you don't leave me alone.

by Eloise010 May 29, 2018

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game June 7, 2018

3 weeks

A time when a boy doesn’t talk to you or “ghosts” you for 3 weeks.

“He’s pulling a 3 weeks, should we break up?”

by Sunflowers45 July 8, 2019

Basic conditioning week

That week everyone goes through every quarter. All test, quizzes, homework, and project come at you all at once. Mental breakdown week.

“It’s basic conditioning week FML”

by Randomxo November 28, 2019

Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.

Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah

by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

No balls week

No balls week starts December 9th and ends December 13th. You and a group of friends or in a pair come up with bets (saying no balls) and you have to complete the bet. If you don’t complete you own the other person or people who gave you the bet something. Loser owes all or one person something they really want.

Friend: Yo it’s no balls week. No balls you’ll tell your crush you like him.

You: balls I can do it

by X.m.xviii December 8, 2019

Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter

Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes

by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019