Irish Handshake

When a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.

"Boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?"

by William Winslow April 23, 2006

Irish Lap Dog

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.

Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!

by onetimer December 9, 2008

Irish Cuisine

Irish Cuisine is what you call delivering a hot pile of liquified feces onto your lovers chest during intercourse. It gets its name thanks to the description Denis Leary gives for traditional Irish food being boiled in a pot for 17.5 hours.

"I served up some Irish Cuisine for my girlfriend last night."

"Oh yeah? How'd she like the corned beef and cabbage?"

"No I wouldn't give her that - I had diarrhea and shit on her chest after I fucked her."

by GLM79 May 8, 2008

Irish Wedgie

The act of inserting a potato into the rectum, typically as a practical joke between friends. It's especially effective if your friend or coworker has a strong urge to defecate, as the extra pressure can send it hurtling out at high speeds, making for a great laugh.

Yo, did you see Carl give Jeremy an Irish wedgie last light? When he farted he shot the spud out so fast it turned into mashed potatoes!

by ChunkyManSoup December 28, 2021

Irish Firefighter

When you're sleeping with a girl and you're about to cum, rub hand sanitizer on her beasts, light it on fire, and try to put it out with your cum.

I had an Irish Firefighter with Jayme last night and we roasted marshmallows.

by I spelled bannanas wrong April 16, 2023

Black Irish

An Irishman who’s Irish from the waist up, and black from the waist down.

Ohh, I hear he’s black irish

by Bruh1000 August 14, 2019

Evicting the Irish Tenants

(v): The act of digging the lent out of one's belly button

Person 1: Gross, man. What are you doing?
Person 2: Just evicting the Irish tenants.
Person 1: Please stop doing that at the table.

by Disgruntled_Landlord October 24, 2012