am i blind

when you read/ see something that is so bad you can feel cancer forming so you need to make sure your not blind in which case yes. yes you are

man 1: lets have gay sex no homo tho
man 2: oh full homo
you: its time to stop (running away when there nude)
you: double check ok google am i blind
phone: blind is when you are unable to unsee the seen
you: reads this... so i am blind good to know

by the blind master September 26, 2018

i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

a very terrifying insult to assert dominance

person one :i am going to fard in your cheeseborgir

person two: *starts crying*

by eggerydoo February 18, 2023

I am him syndrome

When you think you are him, but you infact are not.

"I am going to jump over this creek"

"Don't do it . That is way too far."

"Nah bro, I am him"
*Proceeds to fall into water*
Classic case of I am him syndrome

by Dictionary user 7354 February 17, 2024

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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

I am Dusk

I'm the greatest of all therefore I am Dusk!!

Omg! he can't possibly win that fight, it's 3v1, Don't worry I am Dusk!

by wahmenthedestroyer June 9, 2022

I am... disgusted

This sentence is used to describe a disgusting thing with attitude. This was originally a vine, but it is now a attitude phrase that you can use at any time. It can also be used to express your feelings while giving time to think. And that’s on period.

« Omg! Look at that boy isn’t he gorgeous? »
« I am... disgusted! Girl, you could do better. »

by Point of vue December 9, 2020

I AM

Did I say "I'm the risk?" I don't ever say "I'm" anything.

Hym "I AM the risk! That's what I meant to say. I'm not anything. I AM things. Right? Like, it's a part of the I.P."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024