Funniest person to ever fucking exist

Dudes named Evan

“Evan is the funniest person to ever fucking exist”

by fallguysfan101 July 19, 2022

Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.

Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2023

she’s the best i’ve ever had

when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.

sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15

by JUNYURS November 3, 2023

HOH-ever

*pig noises*

Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: HOH-
Person 1: ever
Person 2: HOH-ever

by mxllyna..va June 7, 2021

The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

The Best Game Ever

Sonic 4 Episode 1

Person 1: Hey Timmy Whats the best game ever. Person 2 (Timmy): Sonic 4 Episode 1. Person 1: im proud of you timmy go play fortnite for 50 hours now

by whyarewehere April 14, 2022

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025