jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them

“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation”

by testicularbreath October 15, 2023

maintenance engineer

Plain old Janitor

David trynna polish a turd by calling himself a Maintenance Engineer.

by JP4RMHP September 23, 2020

goose in your engine

a catastrophic (or near catastrophic) fiasco, out of the control of the subject.

Wow, you really have a goose in your engine.

by jed jr. October 8, 2009

enginement

The act of enjoying a vagina either during sex or masturbation.

That was pure enginement right there!

by ghettohippo September 4, 2009

Engineer Day

Everyone must become Dispenser/Turret/Teleporter and help Engineers to win the game

Engineer Day !

by Pyro Guy Because Yes December 19, 2021

Mushroom Piston Engines

Car Engine production company.

Mushroom Piston Engines supplies me.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

engineer

Engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan from Bee Cave, Texas, USA with an interest in all mechanical things. He specializes in constructing and maintaining Buildings that provide support to his team, rather than fighting at the front lines, making him the most suitable for defense. The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B.

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems.
Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 8, 2022