Eli

A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.

Stop being a eli bro thats hella gross

by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023

Ely Access Guy

The person in charge of Ely Access Guide, aka Ely Access Guy,

For those that on't know what ELy Access Guide is, it's a company that makes accessibility guides for lots of venues round the UK, yet hardly anyone knows about it. He does live streams and lots of videos

Girls:"Hello there, I saw you last weekend!"
Guy: Hey, wondered why I took loads of photos?"
Girls: Yes
Guy: AHa, (opens YouTube)
I'm the Ely Access Guy and I made a guide. Nice to meet you

by Ely Access Guy November 17, 2024

Eli

A cool ass best friend he’s real asf and let’s you know if you on sum bullshit he’s funny and handsome lowkey

Eli is a beast at hockey

by biggiebongobomb March 25, 2021

Eli Gulobobovach

A serbian collage student from IAB 21, studied in techni and wanted to leave

hey do you remember Eli gulobobovach? - im not sure it was his name but okay Emil

by Tal mid meyoash mehatechni October 28, 2020

Eli

Very nice

Eli is nice

by Elliot12 February 13, 2023

Eli

Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.

Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.

by Tomorrow's gal friend December 15, 2021

The King vs. Eli Show

A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!

I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!

by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014