Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.

Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.

by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025

Girth Curtain

The foreskin of a large hog

“If god didn’t want man to crank hog, he wouldn’t have installed the girth curtain”

by StarvinMarvin December 18, 2025

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain

Derived from "The Wizard of Oz," while in the movie, the phrase is intended to mean "don't pay any attention to the wizard not being real," it has evolved into a more literal and deeper phrase in modern times.

The fundamental moral lesson of the "Wizard of Oz" is that you MUST follow, follow, follow the "yellow bricked road" to success with your friends who have no brains, no hearts and no courage. Follow the "yellow bricked road to success (the Emerald City) no matter the cost." The Emerald City representing "utopia" or an oasis like (based in illusion) paradise. Follow the road no matter what to the "Emerald City" and when you ultimately realize your entire journey has been for naught, for a lie, for a fake made up imaginary oasis, you are to remember most importantly of all to ""pay no attention to that man behind the curtain"" or "remember to forget that it's all been for a lie."

In the new movie 'Wicked' the entire plot relies on you following your programming and always remembering to forget that the Emerald City has always been fake, the wizard has never been real. Thus, the entirety of the plot is based on a lie and falls apart RAPIDLY if you don't remember to forget.

by SerenityJosh March 7, 2025

Jerky Curtains

Elderly meat curtains . (See meat curtains.) Aged Vulva, old outer labia , senior citizen pussy lips with no odor and zero moisture. The end is near.

Jerky curtains for you! The end is near. End of the road.

by Gkink May 16, 2023

Shit curtains

its literally no longer doing something that you might have planned on doing.

“If no one is going to be at the courts then I’m not going, shit curtains.”

by Me.RubberBand Man June 7, 2023

Poppin Curtains

P Director only type beat when you do so many shows you get excitement from opening the curtain to step on stage to a huge audience of broads ready to drain you.

P Director: "Fuck dawg, I'm poppin curtains like cherries."

by Bud Swayze June 14, 2023

The curtains were just blue

There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.

Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)

"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."

"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."

by AstroIsOffline March 15, 2023