check the quality of the turf

(verb.) To examine the quality of a woman's lotus patch.

'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'

by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006

checkerhead

In the 1980's this was a derogatory term used by outsiders to the alternative subculture to describe the growing mod/alternative/skater movement, usually those who listened to new wave, ska and punk. pre-goth

look at those checkerheads over there with their skateboards

by sastian November 14, 2006

check the rain

A very Caucasian way of saying "not now" ; not partaking at the moment; holding off for another time; maybe later.

-Hey Lucas, would you care to come with me to West Jacksonville tonight? I'm doing a sociology research project on how African Americans live and do not want to go alone lol.

-I'm going to have to check the rain on that Abigail, I'm in no mood to get stabbed tonight and have no money for crack even if I was. If you want, just come over to my house, me and Brett are just cool lampin by the beach. And by the way my textbook reads that not all colored folk are from Africa.

by spurious george June 23, 2010

Cheekage

Butt cheek cleavage. When part of the booty is exposed because cut off shorts are so high.

That girls shorts are so short she is showing cheekage.

by Umangatang July 28, 2014

Checkout check out

Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.

Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015

hoe checkin'

To check your hoes.

Call someone's name, and if they look, say, "Oh, just hoe checkin'."

by tillytal April 11, 2009

triple-check

to check thoroughly. puts even more emphasis as opposed to double check

Matt: Are you sure I had 5 hits on the year?

Me: Yeah bro i triple-checked the book

by d-jRus-b May 27, 2010