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bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.
if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean
by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013
mugGet the bean cleanmug.

bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.
I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.
by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011
mugGet the bean frackingmug.

Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015
mugGet the Bean complexmug.

Beans Jump

A type of trickjump that makes no fucking sense anymore as to what it is
Xdxboxjaja: Hey guys, I found a new beans jump!

everyone else: what the fuck is beans anymore
by JiggsGuy November 10, 2019
mugGet the Beans Jumpmug.

Bean Pusher

Noun - A derogatory term associated with gay men and boys who enjoy playing with the male genitalia.

Noun 2 - A derogatory term associated with asians, less often specifically targeted at gay asian boys.

Origins for definition 1: Began in Lamar Colorado, USA, around 2020, by teenagers making jokes. Became popular by 2022. Mainstream use of this word seems to be associated with Donald Trump.

Origins for definition 2: Sprouted from definition 1 in the same town, same time frame. People realized that it sounded racist as well as sexist, and began using the term to discriminate against asians as well.
(Man sees two other men holding hands) "Hey! Look at those bean pushers!" (Definition 1)

(Woman goes to asian restaurant) "This place is full of bean pushers!"
by Caffeinator25 May 10, 2022
mugGet the Bean Pushermug.

Negro Beans

The Answer to Everything

Having Marital Problems? Negro Beans!
Being Incarcerated for Fraud? Negro Beans!
Want an abortion? Negro Beans!
John, I want a divorce.

John: Negro Beans!
by Whatthefuckamidoing3 July 20, 2021
mugGet the Negro Beansmug.

terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.
person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...
by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010
mugGet the terd beanmug.

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