Chooch Bag

One that is known for his unethical amount of marijuana consumption.

Baldino is such a chooch bag. All he does is smoke weed 24/7.

by anonymous4893748972348324 March 23, 2017

Qwag Bag

A total moron or douche that acts stuck up. One is a QWAG BAG when they act like a dick. A dumb dick

David: Did you hear that Brad ate that expired applesauce?

Spencer: Yea he’s such a Qwag Bag

by Mackdaddycam June 10, 2019

Bag Bang

When a person is feeling "randy" and is better than hogging, but not above the fuglies and has a bag handy.

Step-by-Step: 1. Place bag over ugo's head. 2. bang ugo.

Jon: I'm going to cut you from work and add on Kristal.
Tina: maybe you should, and then you can bag bang after
Jon: bag bang?
Tina: yes bag over her head whilst banging
Jon: I like it

by JohnnyBxo December 7, 2010

tech bags

Pejorative term for tech workers, a derivative of 'douche bag'. These people will push up the cost of living so high, cool people will no longer be able to afford to live in the city. They will infiltrate your neighborhood, destroy everything you hold sacred, and fill the neighborhood bars with cocky, over-paid pricks asking questions like "what's with all the fags around here?" Before you know it, everything will become trendy, overpriced, fake and there won't be anywhere to park. Seattle and San Francisco are two of the recent 'casualty cities' that have been overrun.

"Yeah everything went to shit when all the tech bags started moving here..."

by fupa troopah October 19, 2019

Shet-Bag

A Valley-girl expression; a form of Dumb-Shit.

Someone who is completely and utterly oblivious to their stupidity and have to be called a Dumbshet in order to realize the fact.

"Let's go to CHANNEL to see if the new silver beaded clutches are in stock!"
"It's pronounced SHA-NELL, you shet-bag.. Duh?"

by Jakeypook June 8, 2009

bag test

A fraternity hazing method in which a pledge's hands are rerstrained and a plasitc bag is placed over his head and sealed with a rubber band on his neck.

That skinny pledge was struggling so hard during his bag test I thought he was going to break an arm.

by Tic1991 December 1, 2011

snack bag

A person with contemptible snacking behavior, usually a couch potato. Used as a derogatory insult much like you would use "douche bag".

Did you see Kaeli? She is such a snack bag!

by ElleSeeAre June 5, 2017