Squid

Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.

(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)

Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.

by og2r July 11, 2021

Squid Game

Squids playing games with Markiplier

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Squid Game. Now these are squids playing games, and I'm gonna ruin the fun by shooting them.

by Poggers243 November 3, 2021

Squid

An octopus like creature that has big eyes and has a triangular head. They are usually pink and sold at a seafood market or can be visited in an aquarium. They can be a few inches are yards long. They like to eat whales 🐳

Child: mommy I want to see the squid I saw yesterday in the ocean. It looked so cool when eating that human
Mom: …

by Tigray is going May 29, 2022

Squid games

Deadly challenges for 45.5. Billion dollars

I want to play the squid games

by BigBoyBen96 August 2, 2025

squid

a person who is a noob, sometimes conceited, lame, and weird

"she's such a squid"

"what a bunch of squids"

Example: Miranda Cosgrove and Kevin Jonas

by jxallen96 December 20, 2015

Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.

“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”

by Squirtle Turtle April 2, 2023

Squid Stamp

A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.

After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.

by The-Yashua November 22, 2022