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Blue Snaking

The act of male masturbation to relieve the condition known as blue balls.
The cop caught me blue snaking after a heavy make-out session with Julie and gave me a public lewdness ticket.
by jaydeflix September 22, 2016
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snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.
"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"
by gc2645 December 12, 2013
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Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
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Sneek and Snake

Sneek and Snake. (v).

Sneek and snake, an act performed by entering a chatroom. Then posing as a young woman promising to go onto a web camera exposing your genitals. After you attract the Sneek and Snake victim you offer to add him on a instant messaging service (i.e. MSN, AOL, YAHOO, ect.) After this is completed you say will give them a cam show via IM. So you sent them a video chat invite, and just before they accept it you pull out your penis and shake it in front of the camera. So when the man looks expecting to see a young nude girl he sees your penis flopping about on camera.

This term was coined by Ruggles and Jeffy in "The Ruggles and Jeffy Sho!" Season 1 Episode 2 where they show how it looks from both the persons view points and the hilariousness which unfolds!!
Oh my god! This kid said he was a hot blonde with big tits but when she went on cam all I saw was a massive penis!! Iv'e been the victum of a Sneek and Snake
by RJTV February 13, 2009
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Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.
Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!
by Stonewell December 22, 2019
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jake the snake

the phrase 'jake the snake' refers to a game, which tests one's ability to jump over a rope, the 'snake,' who happens to be named jake.
by jakewuzhere November 9, 2018
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Snakes in the lawn

When there is a snitch/tattletale in the area and you have to make your friends aware.
Be careful around that park, there are snakes in the lawn...
by etes October 18, 2017
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