smart

the opposite of dream stans

Person 1: he he seems smart.
person 2: no he cant be, hes a dreamstan

by 41149512 February 8, 2022

textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.

John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon”

by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

smart

a person that knows a lot

if you were smart you wouldn't have searched the word
or be here

by 6 nipples man February 22, 2021

Smart

Someone who's a dumbass.

"My daughter is so smart"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021

Smart

Taylorini Linguini

taylorini linguini is extremely smart

by ahsousighjfnldk March 19, 2021

Internet Smart

An ignorant person who thinks they know the answer because they formed an option based on something they read on the internet. Thus making them ignorant.

James is book smart but has no common sense. But Jimmy is internet smart and has no common sense.

by DeathWish69 April 19, 2021