Coon Poon

When one cannot stand up for ones belief or capabilities; a word that gets used to name call weak kids; another version of a wimp, pussy, scaredy cat, chicken, bitch; having no courage or will power to defend ones self. Most Coon Poons tend to be weak and under pressure.

Ashley: Alex flinches every time you pretend to hit him!
Kody: Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking Coon Poon!
Ashley: What a pussy!
Kody: Hahahaha!

by Ashley2oh9 August 8, 2010

Poon Swaggled

The female version of being "cock blocked," i.e. interfering with a woman's ability to get game

Jennifer told me she was planning to spend the whole morning naked with Derrek, until his roomate showed up unannounced and poon swaggled her.

by Hanabachi-chan October 15, 2010

bloody poon

When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth

OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!

by Bloody poon November 14, 2011

poon snatcher

a person who steals the pussy you've been beatin on.

you dumb cunt. why the fuck would you go and be a dumb poon snatcher. you know ive been fuckin her for the past month.

by franchise81791 November 13, 2007

feh' poon

To get a spare when bowling

WHooOO YeahHH man you done feh' poon!!!

by wmike145 July 20, 2003

POON-STIRRING

THE MULTI-HOUR PRACTICE OF INSERTING THE MALE ORGAN (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE PENIS) INTO THE FEMALE GENATELIA (MOST COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAGINA, THE TWAT, OR THE PUSSY.) (NOT COMMONLY KNOWN AS THE VAN DELL)

1. HEY BRO, I TOOK THIS CHICK HOME AND DID SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER LAST NIGHT.
2. I WANNA DO SOME SERIOUS POON-STIRRING ON HER!

by PROFESSOR C-YA May 12, 2009

poon sack

a fat women's vagina

"I totally hit that poon sack last night."
"Ew, dude."

"I totally did Emily last night. She was great in bed, but she kinda had a poon sack."

by poonsacksdude August 8, 2009