sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

Weasel

A **weasel**, when used as a derogatory term, refers to an Indian person who is considered deceitful, sneaky, or untrustworthy, and most importantly stinks.

Look at that brown weasel.
The weasels keep scamming people for money.
I hate the weasel's accent.

by Davedave123777 January 8, 2025

Weaseling

when you start acting weasel like (ranting/acting strangely) after smoking too much

definition weaseling: man your girl be weaselling talking about how fluffy bunnies are, BANISH HER to the WEASEL ZONE!!

by Banisher of the weasel March 10, 2024

skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

by hsigor August 20, 2007

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

by ladyweasel July 21, 2013

stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard

hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel

by stank weasle January 22, 2021