Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")

"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"

by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021

Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

“FREEZE! VEGAN POLICE!”

by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024

That Vegan Teacher

She is a vegan karen teacher. She forces every YouTuber on the planet to be vegan. She attacked Cocomelon for not being vegan. Her logic is dumber than Cailou. She is killing her dog for feeding her "vegan" foods. She harasses everyone.

Girl: I have a phobia..

Boy: What is it?

Girl: thatveganteacherphobia...

Boy: me too...

Girl: That vegan teacher is..horrifying

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Vegan Tit for tat

Whilst tossing a vegan males salad he tittyfucks his female partner.

Me and Tolliver did a sick ass vegan tit for tat on the autumnal equinox!

by reverenddogman January 13, 2021

Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.

Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.

Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.

by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019

Vegan

Someone who is a very large neek and should probably be put down

A vegan hugs tree’s

by Bongosmells January 28, 2020