Unicorn talk

When someone talks about something that no relevance to the current topic of conversation, or when someone talks about a topic that no one cares about or makes no sense. This originates from a conversation with a young child who instead of answering the legit question from an adult started talking about unicorns.
Person 1: It’s really cold outside today, maybe we should go shopping tomorrow.
Person 2: I wonder if I could fly if I could run faster.
Person 1: That’s unicorn talk.
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Unicorn Swirl

A Unicorn Swirl is when the male in the relationship takes he’s penis and swirls it in to a circle and the woman throws up in the middle and the male has to eat it off his dick
Hey babe would you like to Unicorn Swirl tonight?
by sickdickman April 01, 2021
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unicorn boobies

Another name for a female pursued but never conquered; A mythical set of boobs
He spent most of his free time online talking to unicorn boobies.
by Glimi April 05, 2007
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Unicorn Poo

1. Unicorn excrement.

2. Ice cream with Nerds™ (or some other epic tangy candy) sprinkled on top. The most accurate use of the word occurs if the ice cream is also rainbow sherbet in addition to the candy.
Let's go down to Ice Cream Towne and buy us some Grade A Unicorn Poo.
by Sethy Seth December 22, 2010
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Unicorn Hunting

When a guy or girl has unrealistically high standards for the people they date.
Dave is still single because he goes unicorn hunting every time he's out.
by Screechy Witch August 03, 2017
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Unicorn Sex

Unicorn Sex is the sexual intercourse between a man with a dildo taped to his forehead and a woman who's anal with be penetrated by the same dildo that was taped to the man's forehead
"Hey, John!"
"Yeah Timmy?"
"JUST HAD FREAKIN UNICORN SEX LAST NIGHT!"
"k."
by Khagreytits September 03, 2014
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Unicorn Rider

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.
"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."
by BigSondra December 09, 2010
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