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A Twisted Christmas

The Amazing Christmas album by Twisted Sister released in 2006 which was the 6th studio album, consisting of, 'Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas', 'Oh Come all ye Faithful' (to the music of we're not gonna take it), 'Silver bells', 'Deck the halls', 'I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus', 'white Christmas', 'I'll be home for Christmas', 'let it snow, let it snow, let it snow', 'The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)', 'Heavy Metal Christmas (the twelve days of Christmas)', and 'We Wish You a Twisted Christmas'
Someone: "Whats your favorite Christmas album?"
Me: "Hmm I would have to say, 'A Twisted Christmas' by Twisted Sister
by Random guy making stupid words December 6, 2023
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peach twist

When someone eats your ass while giving you a reach around.
My girlfriend said if I took a shower she’d give me a peach twist!
by Family guy hank December 16, 2023
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peach twist

When you lick a guys ass while giving a reach around hand job
My girl was naughty while giving me a peach twist.
by Family guy hank December 17, 2023
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twist the fuck off

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.

She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.

While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.

Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023
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twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.
She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.
by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023
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linguini twist

The involuntary dance move made when you have already came and your dick is super sensitive and she still continues sucking anyway
Damn bro after I already came in her mouth and she kept sucking and I couldn't hold it in my knees got weak and couldn't stop myself from doing the linguini twist
by Zaklore July 11, 2023
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linguini twist

The involuntary boldly movement made when you cum while getting a blow job and she continues anyway
Damn bro i did the linguini twist after I already came and she kept sucking anyway... I was so embarrassed
by Zaklore July 11, 2023
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