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The shit that your best friend says when she does meth and not math
Bestie: square-fruit to the second tower

Me: go back to rehab
by Unhinged Farris wheel February 21, 2026
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Get it off the water tower

A colloquialism invented in prison used to denote when a debt won't be paid or a request won't be fulfilled.
James thinks that he's getting paid 20 dollars for that haircut. He better get it off the water tower.
by SheatheFlipz December 3, 2025
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flyby with a "Hello, Tower"

A step "closer" than just a discreet flyby, this strategy DOES involve actually stopping in to the home/establishment where you wish to unobtrusively check on the conditions/progress of something relating to you, but you still do not actually inquire about said situation; you merely "exchange pleasantries and make small talk" with the people there about the weather or whatever, and then quietly leave again after a minute or two. The theory here is that if there is any problem/delay/question regarding what you are wanting done, the people will likely tell/ask you about it while you're there... they know fully well why you've dropped by --- you are wondering how things are proceeding --- and so there should be no need to make anyone feel pressured or irritated by actually alluding to the subject.
The local garage is often "swamped up to their eyeballs" with the myriad of vehicles brought in for repair, and so it is often a month or more before they are able to get around to addressing a car that I bring in. They do always eventually repair my vehicle, though, so I seldom actually ask them about how soon they can get to it; I simply do a tentative flyby with a "Hello, Tower" every couple weeks, just in case they need to speak with me regarding any problem/holdup with the repairs.
by QuacksO August 21, 2018
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When she banbaning zaza style on your pizza tower but u a rizz god
"WHEN SHE BANBANING ZAZA STYLE ON YOUR PIZZA TOWER BUT U A RIZZ GOD!1!1!11"Holds up Thanos gauntlet
by skibidi demure ohio November 25, 2024
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Tomer moment

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid
Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...
by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021
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Tomer moment

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
by pogge5 February 19, 2021
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Pasta Tolerance Treshold

Indicates for how many successive days you can live on pasta (plain or with something) without turning grumpy. Especially important when you are a poor student. If you are beyond your pasta tolerance treshold (PTT) you might want to switch to rice, polenta, potatoes etc. for a few days until you reach, for example, your rice tolerance treshold (RTT).
"Ey dude, pasta for dinner tonight?"
"No man, I'm really beyond my Pasta Tolerance Treshold. I'm going for rice instead."
"Alright, I see what you mean. Your PTT is not to be messed with!"
by MissJones March 24, 2013
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