What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

short teeth

Like Hitler only better (with sparkles)

Len: You know that guy down the street?
Eve: Which one?
Len: Blonde hair, blue eyes, short teeth?
Eve: Oh him? He's a proper Aryan

by Racist Youth-in-Asia May 19, 2015

Teeth Seeg

A fictional character with very messed up teeth.

His teeth are almost as bad as teeth seeg.

by 4lomm May 5, 2013

teeth cloggers

A Slang term used by stoners after they have a spliff and get the munchies for Cheetos, Wotsits or Cheeseballs.

Person 1: What are these things bro they’re clogging my teeth?

Person 2: They’re teeth cloggers!

by onecoolasguy February 2, 2021

Teeth

Love teeth. NUM NUM ROCKS. Rocks that make your food digestible.

Teeth are good for breaking food.

by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv September 6, 2023

Teeth

The bones in our mouth we use to chew yummy food.

"Hey, my vagina is starting to grow teeth, is that normal?"

by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 5, 2021

Summer Teeth

When one has "Summer Teeth" they have teeth where "Some are here and some are there."

That peckerwood has Summer Teeth.

by Dewonmylily July 31, 2016