English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

English teacher

Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.

For example;

Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!

by dehydrated water May 10, 2022

The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

English No.1

Way of telling someone they messed up what they said.

Invented by Nerdecrafter

"Which what would you make?" "English No.1"

by Mia Evans January 17, 2022

English

Why the heck would you look up English? What do you expect to come up? A real definition?

It’s a language I guess.
English is a language WHY DID YOU SEARCH IT

by Lionlionlion November 27, 2021

bradley english

He Is A Very Hard Kid. He Will Fight Anyone And Anything That Stands In His Way And Is Not Afraid To Put Up A Fight. He Will Harm Anything That Gets In The Way Of Family And Friends

Bradley English Will Bang You Out

by SlatedSlayer August 22, 2016

English Teachers

Stupid fat cunt that has nothing going for herself other then that dumpy...
Graduated from an online university with some bullshit degree.
wanted to be a teacher but was too retarded so she settles on english.
Thinks she can restrict us from going out to lunch because she has daddy issues??

Fuck, i hate our new english teachers.
Yea she's got nothing going for herself other then that ass.
Dumb bitch probs got pregnant just to have days off.

by FUCK ENGLISH TEACHERS! September 7, 2022