Thomas's Hair

Thomas's Hair is a powerful being, Just like how Clifford the big red dog grew because of how much he was loved, Thomas's hair gained power due to the amount of effort put into it. Thomas's hair is an extremely powerful being, and there are several people who warship it and give compliments to Thomas (all of them Thomas's imaginary friends).

Wow Thomas's hair is crazy
Yeah he must put a lot of effort into it
*Thomas's hair ends world hunger*

by JonesGotBones January 16, 2023

thomas hardy

Hardy was a poet and novelist who admired keats, Bryon and shelly. Was concidered a romantic, modernist and victorian poet. Held agnostic and or athiest themes in his work, belifed in a vengful God however couldn't understand the need for God in the natural world it just made no sence to him. Was also into incestual love with his very much younger cousin, ignored his wife until he realised she died got all guilty and wrote some of his best poems when in mourning for her. He never concidered himself a poet until he was about 60 yrs old. An ugly guy who seemed to attracted a large amount of ladies. Born in dorset resented the industrial rev

Thoughts of phrena-a poem about his perfect women and his dead cousin.

by Magda Goebbels May 1, 2005

harry thomas

massive cunt. Lets face it.

ah, don't do be a harry thomas

by _thomasjames_ July 16, 2014

[John Thomas]

Penis, Slong, Cock

Also referring to homosexual males

Did you see that johnny t on that guy?

How many John Thomas' have you sucked?

That guy seems a little John Thomas to me, if you know what I'm sayin.

by LVN702 October 16, 2008

Isiah Thomas

the best NBA point guard of all time. lead the Detroit Pistons "bad boys" to 2 NBA championships back to back in 1989 and 1990. He was a dangerous shooter from any spot on the floor, a smart passer and a smooth, clever playmaker. Along with Johnson, Oscar Robertson and Utah's John Stockton, Thomas became the fourth player in NBA history to amass more than 9,000 assists. He barely stood over 6-feet.

Isiah Thomas was one of the greatest "small men" ever to play professional basketball

by go_wings May 4, 2006

Thomas The Train

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Thomas Amos

Thomas Amos gets super salty and toxic he is known as Thomas the wankengine and salty avo is a thing

stop being Thomas Amos

by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019