Petting the Palm Pixi

A euphemism for masturbation.

Coined on Tuesday the 22nd of March 2011 at approximately 12 noon ET - (17:00 GMT) by the publisher of a zine dedicated to masturbation titled "Romeo Oscar."

As of this time Romeo Oscar exists as a paper zine only.
Sorry I didn't answer the phone when you called. I was Petting the palm pixi.
by Hey old man! March 22, 2011
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pet rock video

A video upload which contains no useful information, political, technical,
scientific or otherwise important new product caveat updates.
An absolutely boring video.
A video which contains near exact themes in relation to innumerable others.
I saw another pet rock video today of a cute chick on her second day of
distilled water fasting.
by 10isC November 20, 2017
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Cougar's pet

A much younger male in search or preferring a much older woman.
The only reason he's with that old Lady is because he's a Cougar's Pet.
by Silent_Voice_In_The_Dark February 22, 2021
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Proto-pet

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!
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aqua pet

boy: baby lets take a shower.
girl: okay. *wink*
*10 min later*
boy: you an aqua pet when you do that
by sexxyygirl699 December 29, 2011
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Het pet

Likes opposite sex..or the pet has been petted too much.
That girl has had her het pet.
by Rmotorgirl21 April 10, 2019
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pet human

Generally part of the Millennial generation, a employee who thinks they are entitled to everything without having to do work or earn it.

In many ways similar to a pet, where you are expected to give it what it wants without getting anything in return.
How did Steve get that promotion? Oh you didn't know,the manager quit and they needed a body to fill the position, so they picked their favorite pet human.
by Pseudopsyk May 14, 2016
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