Cow Tipping

when you put artificial nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. One of them has to have a picture of Harry Styles on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.

Me and Anna went cow tipping last friday!!!!!!!! The cow had so much poop on it lol.

by marckis123456789 March 5, 2022

Trim A Cow

This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving

Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!

by Search up Mayor of Lannach March 21, 2021

Who is this cow?!

Tell this sentence to a person who is:
-is STUPID,
or -does NOT use his/her mind at all
or -thinks he/she is ALWAYS right!
or -says bullshit

Teacher: You should memorize all these formulas.
Student: Who is this cow?!

by emeliano May 27, 2018

The laughing cow

A name thst you call somebody with an annoying laugh. Who you may not be able to stand.

The laughing cow was being annoying so we left him.

by The laughing cow hahahaha January 3, 2016

cow skin

a nice looking leather jacker

whoah! Tyler, check out Jamie's unreal Cow Skin

by J. Skorpios B. October 23, 2011

get the cow

To succeed unexpectedly.

"get the cow" in a sentence:

"I can't believe Slobbermouth Steve managed to pull off a presentation.
Boy, he really got the cow!"

by shitbird105 May 8, 2021

tuna cow

a mix b/n a tuna and a cow....offtenly found on aquatic tatoos on unfinished arms

dude that tuna cow is RAD!!!

by El HeFe030303 August 23, 2007