pulling a Jon

Slang used when you have designated plans with a single person or a group of people and fall asleep 30 minutes ahead of time and miss the plans

He was going to go to a bar to meet his date but he ended up pulling a Jon and slept through it.

by jondoee August 14, 2022

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Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido January 09, 2006

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texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.

by Andiiiii May 14, 2008

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A mating call in gay clubs.

A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.

'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'

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Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

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A person who has always wanted to make good shadow puppets. So far he has been able to make a lama,a wolf/dog,a bunny, and his favorite a longhorn.

by Elizabeth Wingfield January 28, 2009

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A really kind person very funny person an extreme sex magnet and gets all the girls

by Fortnite1234 April 15, 2021

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