Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.

Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.

by FB3Network January 10, 2025

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Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season

A phrase claimed by the youtuber and reddit user ZoroniteTech (u/echold2006 and u/zoronitetech on reddit). It was a nickname he generated out of angst one day which refers to a constant cycle in his life: The family gets paid, and goes broke about a week later, which is when said season starts. it ends when they get paid the next month. Commonly abbreviated HDASS

The name itself comes from two foods; Hotdogs and Spaghetti, which are two things that are eaten frequently during the season. Hotdogs because they are cheap and Spaghetti because noodles and sauce are practically limitless at food pantries.

Everyone knows you can't buy milk on the 20'th of the month! It's Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season!

by Echold2006 September 14, 2022

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Spaghetti O

A spineless, slimy individual who lacks integrity and structure, much like the soft, processed pasta rings floating aimlessly in canned sauce. Known for bending under pressure, switching sides when convenient, and leaving a trail of mess and betrayal wherever they go. A cheap imitation of something real.

“Ain’t no way I’m trusting that dude—he’s a straight Spaghetti O, flipping sides, snaking his own people, and leaving a mess everywhere he goes.”

by UnseenMaster64 February 5, 2025

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