smack your mama

A food dish that is Sooo good that you want to smack your mama for not preparing it that way when you were a child,
This taste Sooo good it make you want to smack your mama.
by offcampussp December 20, 2016
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Texas Wiggly Smack

The fine art of shaving your balls, letting the hair grow back just a little (typically a day or two) and then smacking someone in the face with your balls and then dragging them across the victims face.
The texas wiggly smack is best done while the victim is awake for maximum effect
by the baby puncher October 28, 2009
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CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE

A MAN OR WOMAN OF HIGH AUTHORITY SMACK DOWN THAT NO GOOD HOE!!!
YO IM CAPTAIN SMACK THAT HOE.. GET UR ASS IN LINE!
by COOKIEMONSTER2008 February 25, 2009
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smack-dammit

When something makes you made enough to hit someone or something.
by Margieq August 17, 2006
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Peanut Butter Smack

Whilst copulating, the act of scooping peanut butter into ones hand and smacking his/her partner across the face while proclaiming "How you like me now bizznitch!"
I've gave Matt the Peanut Butter Smack 5 times now since he moved in!
by Razor Train May 27, 2009
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crack n' smack

Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.
"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"
by Jasmine Noel December 04, 2002
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