cincinnati shuffle

When you buy new items in order to replace and return used ones in disrepair under the new receipt and warranty. Best executed at stores with liberal return policies such as Wal-Mart, Amazon, and The Home Depot.

A: "Don't you already have glasses like that?"
B: "Ya, but mine are scratched. I'm going to cincinnati shuffle them."

by Shufflerock November 27, 2016

Ickey Shuffle

A happy dance performed after a victory or some other positive event; often involves rapid tapping or shuffling of the feet.

Originally a certain celebration dance done by National Football League player Ickey Woods when he scored a touchdown; usage has since broadened.

I was so happy I passed my final exam that I did the Ickey Shuffle right there in the classroom.

by Brian P. Hudson September 8, 2006

Adams apple shuffle

To force your cock down the throat of a geeky homo with an unusually large adams apple.

wow, see that there homo with an adams apple the size of a baseball? I love to give him an adams apple shuffle.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Shuffle

An incredibly shit style of dancing that makes you look like a complete twat

Shannon: I've been practising my shuffle
Erin: You're a downie, get a fucking life you stupid cocksmoker

by EJCR January 5, 2009

Baker Street Shuffle

Pulling your schwantz out of a girls pussy and putting it in her ass. Named after the only stop on the London Underground where you can cross over from the pink line to the brown line.

We got really drunk last weekend and I give her the ol' Baker Street Shuffle. She'd never do it when she was sober

by Raule Duke July 5, 2007

shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.

Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man

by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008

shuffle

to go on a beer or liquor run

Go on a shuffle for me.

by j April 4, 2004