BRUH WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU GOD DAMN KNOW WHAT SEX IS YOU IDIOT! SOME PEOPLE ARE INFECTED WITH CANCER AND THEY CANT EVEN FUCK AND YOUR MAKING FUN OF THIS PIZZA ASS SHIT! MACDONALDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS CLOWN.
This is an example of when the male retard proceeds to remove his cloths and starts with a crouch position on his female sex doll cause hes to cheap for a real one
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Get the Sex mug.Olivia went into her best friend Daisy's room.When Olivia went into Daisy's room Daisy starting kissing her and started touching her big tits and said “Olivia this might be weird but I want to have sex with you I know we’re just friends but you make me so horny I can’t get you off my mind the way I would be fingering your sweet cunt or the way your tits would be bouncing when I fuck you with the strap on or the way I would eat you sweet pretty pussy out or marking you up putting hickeys on your beautiful neck and thighs, the whimpering mess you’d be in begging mummy for more and wanting to cum and when you cum mummy will clean you all up with her mouth if you would let me I could do it right here right now would you like that sweet girl” Daisy said.“fuck Dais I’m so fucking wet please mummy do all of what you would say make me cum please” Olivia Whined. “Ok sweet girl what you want you’ll get” Daisy pushed Olivia onto her bed and starts undressing her and kisses her neck and fingers her until she cums
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Get the sex mug.One night, Robbie was sleeping with his wife, he said, "Let's have sex!". The wife said yes and took off all her clothes. It was the first time Robbie had saw her boobs. He took off his and revealed his 9-inch penis. The wife squealed "Ooh!" as she picks up the dick. She asks if she can suck on it. Robbie says "Open wide!". She sucks it, savoring each testicle. Then she sucks until the penis milk comes out. fortunately for her, he accidently pissed in her mouth. As she was sucking his dick, literally, Robbie was lying on her boobs and licking them, reveling a lot of cum in her boobs. He eats it lol.
After sucking the dick, the wife does the helicopter thing with his dick. her boobs are wet and breast milk is spilling. they stick his penis in her ass and she pees on the dick. After, Robbie shoves his penis in her boobs and pisses. making her boobs even wetter. They stop, realizing the child has been watching them the whole time. They strangle them and kill him, then continue. They wrestle and with Robbie's slobbery penis, and the wife's soggy boobs, when the wife tries to grab the penis and pull it, he flips off the bed. As a great finale, they get his penis in her mouth for the rest of night, and the boobs are used as a pillow. they sleep like this for the rest of the night.
After sucking the dick, the wife does the helicopter thing with his dick. her boobs are wet and breast milk is spilling. they stick his penis in her ass and she pees on the dick. After, Robbie shoves his penis in her boobs and pisses. making her boobs even wetter. They stop, realizing the child has been watching them the whole time. They strangle them and kill him, then continue. They wrestle and with Robbie's slobbery penis, and the wife's soggy boobs, when the wife tries to grab the penis and pull it, he flips off the bed. As a great finale, they get his penis in her mouth for the rest of night, and the boobs are used as a pillow. they sleep like this for the rest of the night.
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Chad: "Let's sex."
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.
Stacy: "Let's sex."
Chad and Stacy: Doing the dishes and respectfully staying away from each other.
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