Long Sack

A crude event in Track and Field that I somehow invented while talking to Danny. It involves running a long distance, and then having your sack measure. The person with the greatest length is the victor.

Danny: "Long Jump...Track"
Me: "Did you say long sack? What if there was an event where you ran a mile and then they measured your sack, and the person with the longest sack won? Haha...yeah.."
Danny: "Haha...that is quite humorous, yet odd."
Me: "Yeah it is. I apologize."

by JayToTheKAy June 4, 2005

love sack

male organ which is used to carry sperm.

I teabaged that girl with my love sack.

by Zlou April 9, 2009

SAACKED

n. A word origionally refering to getting tackled in football then expanded to describe any unfortunate event or hit physical or emotional. Generally it has 2 or more "a's" and is said after a varied length of "ooo's" or "oh's" -Saack v. to inflict pain upon or otherwise affecting in any way, most commonly in a negative manner. (present) saacking

"Nice catch blanco nino, it's just too bad your ass got SAAAAACKED!!"
"Holy shit, Julia saacked Stephen"
"Bubba is going to saack your ass"
"Jamie is in for a royal saacking"
"Jennifer is saacking Jamie!"

by Jamie R. February 5, 2005

sack of wet pennies

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.

"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

croaker sack

"croaker sacks" were burlap bags / sacks used to hold frogs when caught. The burlap bags / sacks enabled the frogs to stay alive and damp while other "croakers" were captured (called frog gigging). According to an article I copied years ago, the central Florida county of Hardee was called "the frog leg capital of the world" during a part of the 1930's, because so many frogs were shipped from that area to France. I will try to locate the copy of the article for verification of the last sentence

The boys struggled to carry the heavy burlap sacks to the trucks. The sacks were called croaker sacks, because inside the sacks were dozens of frogs, each one croaking loudly.

by COMPUTER DOCTOR November 1, 2010

sack slapper

Homosexual, usually used as an insult

you fucking sack slapper

by No3ntry March 17, 2005

sack attack

An event where a group of angry girls attack a man, aiming specifically for the scrotum with the intent of causing pain to the victim.

Today, a group of girls initiated a sack attack on a man trying to stop a fight between them. The unnamed man who was hospitalized shortly after the incident, lost one ball.

by Helladog January 12, 2014