sounds

Sounds is the name given to stainless steel tubes, of various design that are inserted into the male urethrea for sexual pleasure or pain. It is a common practise amongst the bdsm community. Solitary use of sounds, by a male involves the inserting of a sound into his japs eye or urethra and pushing the sound (which is usually well lubricated with a non-oil based lubricant) deep into the bladder so that the head of the sound rubs directly upon the prostate gland of the male. Such stimulation of the prostate gland from the inside of the bladder is often described as 'ecstatic' or 'incredible'.

The solitary use of sounds for sexual pleasure often becomes pathological and dangerous, with the user experimenting with different shaped and textured sounds so as to heighten his sexual pleasure.

The use of sounds in the bdsm community is both dangerous and depraved. The victim, who is male, often has sounds thrust with little care or compassion into his urethrea or japs eye. Not surprisingly biological damage to the urethra and bladder is common, infection and serious injury often follow and lifetime bladder incontinence is a real risk. More serious cases involve penile cancer, bladder cancer and tumours of differing seriousness. The use of sounds is outlawed in many countries and to own a set of sounds is illegal.

The internet, is often the place where sounds can be bought and they are available for sexual deviants worldwide...at a cost, both financially and biological.

Horace inserted a sound into Berties urethra with loving kindness. Bertie orgasmed with such intensity when it rubbed against his prostate gland.

by clinton sounds May 4, 2005

Shundo

To snipe a perfect 100% IV Pokémon that is shiny

Dam I sniped a shundo!

by IAmAdy January 10, 2019

orgasmic sounds

The moaning of the wounderful feeling of an orgasm during sex..........AAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....Oh yea Baby!!!AAAAAAA.....(skwirt in the hole)!!!!

Did you hear Bob and MaryAnn, andd of their orgasmic sounds?

by stromin norman June 11, 2006

soundbitten

when a soundbite of a statement is used to make someone look like an idiot, racist, fool, etc.

Man, did you hear that Romney quote on the Daily Show last night? He should know better than to let himself get soundbitten like that.

by haroldhendu December 3, 2007

soundophonic memory

the ability to hear and memorize what you have heard

Jim: You are able to hear stuff and memorize it.
Borris: Yeah, I'm beast, I have soundophonic memory and you dont

by Borris was hear! March 13, 2010

Sounds like a Saturday night

This phrase can be used as a replacement for "That's what he/she said", or "Sounds like my first time". Used to give a description of something out of the ordinary a sexual innuendo while at the same time making it appear as normal behavior for a Saturday night.

Linda: So yesterday at 11pm less than 12 hours before my kid's science project was due I had to run out to the store for a gallon of vegetable oil, 2 cucumbers, food coloring, a pound of butter, spray cheese, 6 kiwis, and a turkey baster. Came home, and after 4 hours of me doing most of the work, I was covered in a concoction of mystery sludge that would only wash off with a mixture of ammonia and floor soap. After all that, I'm still not finished.
Amy: Sounds like a Saturday night.

by 00Snort00 October 18, 2012

SoundDrown

SoundDrown Aka SoundCloud rappers. Specifically, the thousands of terrible wannabe rappers on the music sharing website, SoundCloud, that bring nothing new to the game, replicate the aesthetic of other successful rappers, and believe that they are the next up and coming artist based on 200 the followers they have. SoundDrowner's are called as such because they "drown" out the opportunity of any actual artist on the website making a name for him or herself.

Jimmi: Did you here //ToughLostBoy//'s new track?
Greg: Yeah, you showed me the other day he sucks and he's just biting Bones; what a SoundDrowner.
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Jackson: Yo, you heard SadMoney2004's new track??? It's Hilariously bad...
Dakota: Yeah I heard that piece of SoundDrowning shit . it's just a fucking Yung Lean rip-off.

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by good1 November 23, 2015