positive

A negative.

She was thrown into a state of despair, learning that she had tested positive.

by Monkey's Dad May 11, 2020

positive vent

a vent a person said that is happy and positive

This is a positive vent showing that I am proud of myself.

by Disappointment(not rlly lol) October 7, 2023

Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR

Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.

by Toenuts October 2, 2019

Positivity Plunger

The subconscious tool you pull out when your life starts to stink. Flush the negative thoughts & plunge POSITIVE thoughts!

My furless cat smells like crusty, rotten cheese! After the POSITIVITY PLUNGER “My furless cat has a VIBRANT FRAGRANCE of Gouda! I LOVE cheese!”

by Tiki tiki doo doo September 14, 2020

AI-positive

When a person's work contains large amounts of artificial intelligence or AI-generated content

I knew Jim's essay would be AI-positive; it was just too well-written.

by Dr Piggapuss April 30, 2025

epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.

Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.

by Squidiculous April 12, 2016

positions

a position could be a way something is standing or sat like. or a way someone is facing.

Position is a direction of something.

"why are you facing the wall?" Dad said.

that's an example of a direction and also a position place is facing in.
They are know as positions or position

by internet browser October 23, 2020