Ethan Poole

Your local stupid asian friend that you met from another friend in middle school.

Damn, that guy is an Ethan Poole!

by baconbob6969 March 3, 2022

Splash pool

/splaʃpu l/

an artificial pool for partying in.

"When the beat drops at a pool party it becomes a splash pool."

by Matt Windle poet February 24, 2021

Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.

I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.

by Liza M. June 9, 2010

Removed from the Gene Pool

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths

Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.

by whoa220 November 15, 2022

Slumber pool

A late-night Uber Pool packed full of passed-out passengers.

Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.

1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019

Asian pool walker

An asian man with no legs but extremely long arms circling the outside of a pool screaming the entire bible. Normally found in thailand and very northern Canada.

Oh wow thats a rare asian pool walker!

by guð er dáinn við drápum hann February 1, 2020

Play Pool

The act of rubbing one's dick against another guy's balls.

Guy 1: Hey man, you wanna play pool later?
Guy 2: Yeah sure, whose cue stick are we using?
Guy 1: We'll use yours this time.

by randalfromstatefarm September 3, 2017